good ole Nationstate's issues

[njordsifusansoo]

As some of you may know, I run the Rogue nation of J-Names on Nationstates. Some of these issue positions can be rahter "interesting".

Here is the latest issue

The Issue

Due to the ongoing wars in neighboring countries, a recent rash of illegal immigrants have been caught at the borders of J-Names, prompting many citizens to call for tighter immigration laws.
The Debate

1. Fleur Rubin of the J-Names National Purity League says "These illegal aliens are just an eyesore with their strange customs and funny languages. Uneducated immigrants like these only worsen crime and steal valuable jobs! I say we should boot them all out on their ears and put a big fence around the country!"
[Accept]

2. Faith Licorish of the J-Names Civil Liberties Union says "We must welcome these refugees from any nation into our open arms, they are fleeing one oppressive dictatorial regime in the only way they know, we must not let them think they're jumping from the frying pan into the fire!"
[Accept]

3. "Hold on there, hold on people!" says Jack Fellow of the J-Names Broadcasting company, "We don't have to take either extreme, all we have to do is make a TV game show out of it! We put deadly obstacles on the border and monitor it with television cameras! Those that make it across win freedom and citizenship, and those who don't, well, lets just say that our buzzards won't starve. We could call it 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?'!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

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In other news, I am a bit bored.

Comments

[jecook]

Yeah. that issue made me laugh out loud.

IIRC, I think I ended up dismissing that issue.