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<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will conquer:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Primetime Television (the new reality show is "I WIN, YOU LOSE!").</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your title will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Baron</td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will succeed by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Getting yourself elected (your opponents misteriously disappeared).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Enforcers will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">An army of Assault Lawyers (preferably in Powered Armor).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your first act as ruler:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Hire Stephen Spielberg to direct a movie about your life story.</td>

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<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will conquer:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">the United States of America (void in Tennessee).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your title will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Emperor/Emperess</td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will succeed by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Brute military force (Texas Militia).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Enforcers will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Storm Troopers (from Star Wars).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your first act as ruler:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Have your Home Town declared a Holy site.</td>

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either one is good.